alright okeydoky- today is the day. I decided to wake up early after a late night out at riot fest, I saw insane clown posse and they were fucking rad. I think im going to become a juggalo, my gf and I left and said damn surprisingly good, they were just spraying faygo on everyone, at least 350 bottles with remarkable skill. Anyways, I was excited to get up early this morning and make my monthly homemade chicken broth to make a matza ball (JEW) lemon soup with medi meat balls. Started the simmer until the bears game aaaaannnnnnnnnndddddd we got fucked. I then decide to search on twitter “Chicago Bears” and got a healthy mix of fat gay guys jerking off and fucking on camera, and Justin fields fucking up on offense. So, I Killed two birds with one search. Anyways I think Luke Getsy is retarded and Eberflus might be downsyndromatic. The delicious aroma of homemade broth could not fix the upset stomach of the bears being ass. Fire them all, Kev-0 Warren.
For the broth as you might recall, I save veggies in fridge/freezer, anything goes (see post #2). I had some old ass chicken that I threw in there with veggies and boil then simmer for hours. Added some parsley, ginger, garlic, green onion, carrot, celery, thyme, a spronkle of soy sauce, water, salt, white pepper, jamacian allspice, and bang bang bachang you got a broth.
Once the broth is complete, you will strain. Then I will make the weird jew soup. Make matza balls with matza, eggs, milk, oil, lemon zest, some broth, and make into nutsack. For meatball, I did garlic, ground beef, paprika, bread crumbs, an egg, granulated onion (or onion, I ran out). For soup- add your broth, onion, carrot, celery, garlic, and I added some hot peppers because Im a flaming queer. Once simmering for a few mins add the meatballs, then after another few, add the matza balls.to boiling water. Cook for about 30 mins or until everything is done add balls to the other balls.
Anyways I wanna talk numbers again and possibly sports (I know Im sorry). I recently found out at a bachelor party that when I drink 24-35 white claws in a day, I will do math for my friends. Everyone hates it but who cares.
“The world around us is a world of numbers-numbers that spell life and harmony. They are organized by the geometry of figures, all related to one another according to a sublime order, into dynamic symmetry. Glimpses into this magnificent kingdom form the basis of all our knowledge and it seems that in this domain the ancient civilizations had gone further than modern science”- Paul Jacques Grillo-Architect
Anyways, lets talk ball. If you have been following this blog you might realize the importance of certain numbers. If you have not caught up, heres the scoop. There are certain numbers that exist in this world that somehow interlink time and space. Some important numbers (but not limited to these numbers) to remember are as follows: 72, 108, 144, 216, 360, 432, and 864 and their logarithmic values. You will note that 108×2=216, and 216×2=432. These are some solar and lunar numbers. Moons radius = 1080, diameter= 2160, seconds in a day 43200, you get it?
Whoever created baseball (and golf(probs a mason)) knew these things. They based off of these lunar and solar numbers. Firstly there are 108 double stitches in a baseball, or 216 stitches total. Weird coincidence that the amount of stitches is equal to moon diameter. There are 360 degrees in a circle, there are 360 days in a year (I know there are 365, but there used to be 360. Ancient cultures have the 5 dead days at the end of the year following the sun rising after the winter solstice, a catastrophe increased the length of time of a year by bumping us off course). Each base in baseball is 90 feet apart. There are four bases. 4×90=360.
I am a chicago sports fan so I was stoked to see the Cubs win after so long. How long you might ask? 108 years. Cubs had the longest drought in history. Their curse was some dude bringing in a goat to the stadium in something like 1907 (idk what year).
90 feet x 12″ = 1080″ traveled if you hit a single. 2160 if you hit a double, and 4320 if you hit a home run. These are the vedic numbers, the precessional numbers, all of the kabbalistically reduce to nine (2+1+6+0=9), they are proportional to the Yugas.
Also 432,000 miles is the radius of the sun, which ive said. 1:43200 is the ratio of the perimeter and height of the great pyramid of Giza to the northern hemisphere, which ive said. All coincidence. Now a skeptic might say, well these are all based off of a mile, so it makes sense (doesnt). Well what if I said that the mile is based off of 1000 paces. Mil= thousand. Average pace for humans is 5.28 feet. “The man is the measure of all things”-Protagorus. What is a foot, well it is the length of the average foot. An inch is the width of a thumb. Six inches is the average dick length. “But QRN, the imperial system is new, they used different systems in the past, it has to be a coincidence” Welp thats slightly true, but only minorly, theres actually a ratio different between The Kings foot, egyptian foot, greek foot, etc that Ill get into later. Either way its fucked up that the diameter of stonehenge is 108 feet. WHAAAAAAAA. “Get lost QRN youre kidding”, No im not fucking kidding you fucking faggot.
Seriously explain logically what ive said. This is not cherry picking, it is not coincidence. They are biblical, divine, imperial, and FUCK THE METRIC SYSTEM.
Then, heres the important part, to make the greek Youvarlakia Avgolemono part of the lemon soup you are going to crack two eggs like that nut into a bowl, then a lemon into eggs, then ladle two cups of broth SLOWLY into the eggs and stir at the same time. You dont wanna go fast because then the eggs kinda set and get curd-y. Dont be gay stir the egg! Once it is properly mixed and not gross curdle you are gonna add the lemon egg sauce at the end. Dank Dank, Usually this is made with chicken, but I had none, only old shit for broth. Recommend using onions and pulled chicken or turkey meatballs would work also. Dank soup beep boop.
Cheers and the language of God,
QRN
P.S. now think of where golf comes from (Scotland) and the numbers associated with scoring, pars, holes etc. you might learn/connect something. SPORTS!
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