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sup Fægz
Alright boys this is my first post, please skip to the next post below if you do not care, since this is not a recipe. Honestly, I would probably scroll down to the first post and start from the beginning because there is a sense of order to this blog that does not make sense […]
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I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO SLAW
AAAight so today i will talk about guajillo honey slaw and pork and virgos. to start I think i just made the best slaw of all time. Slaw is the law. I believe I am the slawzaddy, the slawking, and the slawkemon. How you make my world famous slaw is cut up a half red […]
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The Lion Stalks Greenery and the Scenery
Ohkay, like DK, donkey kong Feline, and the line and the lion. Leadership, leisure, fire signs are all aggro. I love soup, and I make soup often, and this soup I made tonight is quite the simple recipe, for when youre feeling leisurely. All you need is a mortar and pestle, or if you do […]
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Cypression-Nam Jim
O-hello der govnah. Tonight I made a thai double fried pork belly with Nam jim sauce. I also want to talk about the suppression of the cyprus and the odd coincidences of certain trees. Pork belly, remove skin(save for whatever pork skin recipe). dice up the pork belly in about 1 inch cubes. add a […]
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She-Crab Gave Me Cancer
Oi matey, lettus set sail on a version of she crab soup that is probably way less expensive than if you were to make legit she crab soup. IDK if this is actually she crab soup, but this is essentially a seafood smorgasbord soup. What you will need is two zyns of cream of potato […]
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Ins-erection-China in Memoriam of 1/6
An insurrection is called an insurrection because its actually a dude with a fully torqued erection, from reading enough Q-anon shitposts, with enough testy to run into a capital and walk around with a police escort. It also takes a special person to care (me), but that because I think I was blessed with the […]
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This Soup will gobble my cock
Im running behind. Life has been busy, but its getting less busy. We press forward. For thanksgiving I brought my family a nice soup in a crock pot. I will detail the recipe here. This soup that I made is basically a copy of the great olive garden soup, the zuppa tuscana, but not exactly, […]
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Gem of a Bisarra
Ope, time for another. Im gonna continue the thread of astrology and move onto Gemini, the third sign, but the sign of two or twins, meanwhile I will teach how to cook a great soup. I was walking through the market and saw some mature fava beans. Usually baby beans are easier to deal with […]
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Vodka for Tunguska
Oí. So today we are making a vodka sauce because thats what I had. Spent too much money on restaurants, weddings, and bachelor parties, and I am low on cash so gotta make what I got which is canned goods, onions, garlic, and half and half. For dis sauce youre going to chop an onion […]
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Freyjad Rice
Aye Aye Ok, today we are frying some rice. First-Make Rice OR USE LEFTOVER RICE day old or whatever. Pretty easy recipe so if you are here to learn you should kill yourself. You got a Wok? Whip it out. I cooked up some chicken on it. removed. then cooked up some veg on dat […]
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Time for Jambalaya
Time Allahrighty if you dont know how to make jambalaya then idk what to tell you. Pretty easy and tasty. What youll need is seasoning. Either buy pre-made or make it bitch. To make it- black pepper, white pepper, salt, paprika, thyme, cayenne, onion powder, garlic powder, oregano, and basil (?). I kinda fucked up […]
