Im running behind. Life has been busy, but its getting less busy. We press forward. For thanksgiving I brought my family a nice soup in a crock pot. I will detail the recipe here. This soup that I made is basically a copy of the great olive garden soup, the zuppa tuscana, but not exactly, I mess with it a bit to make my own delish soup. Everyone at thanksgiving loved it and its way better than turkey.
What youll need is: Bacon, Ground pork, onion, garlic, russet potatoes, kale, S+P, heavy whipping cream, hot sauce, soy sauce, broth and seasonings. The seasonings I used are ground mustard, paprika, dried parsley, and oregano. All is optional except for the milk, onion, garlic, potatoes , pork, and broth, but everything else makes it better
To start make a chicken broth. See the highlighted post but instead of beef bones, use a chicken carcass, like a rotisserie chicken or whatever. Then youll wanna get some bacon. Take a full package of bacon and chop it up a bit and cook it in a pan or dutch oven until crispy. remove the bacon, but potentially save some of the grease, but dump it if too much. Cook the ground pork, or the pork links. Break them up while cooking. Removed once cooked. Then add the onion to the pan or Dutch oven (DO). Add butter if you do not have enough oil, but I imagine you have plenty with the bacon and pork. Cook onion. Add garlic, soy sauce, hot sauce, and seasoning/S+P. Then add the broth and bring to a simmer.
If using a dutch oven transfer all this (except bacon, the bacon is a topping, save it for serving), to a dutch oven and cook on low for a a few hours. If cooking in a pot, just add it all together and simmer for 45 minutes or so. After this period of time youll add the rest of the ingredients different stages, gotta not overcook the potatos then overcook the kale, or over cook the soup with the heavy whipping cream. Its gobblin cock good.
Speaking of cock, you know who should have had their cock ripped off in front of him if our world wasnt shitty? Jeff Ep and friends. The so called list just dropped and it was hilarious seeing certain people actually think something was going to come out of it. Like they expected some massive expose that will never occur in the US in its current state. It was all that we already knew. We can only hope that someone finds that dangone safe that the FBI stole with the alleged blackmail files.
This is a good convo for Holiday dinner by the way.
On the other end of the spectrum its also hilarious that some individuals believe that epstein, jizzlaine, fucking david copperfield, and stephen hawking were the only individuals doing the worst thing possible on an entire island. No wonder Stephen Hawking went from a brilliant individual to a fucking spokesrobot for the system in a blink of an eye. He was blackmailed. At this point I am convinced that everyone who started out “cool” and then ended up “gay and retarded” likely was blackmailed by epstein. Probably not, money has to do with it, but regardless it just shows how our institutions are fucked.
You know who wasnt in the drop (even though that one lawyer was really pushy). Donnie T, the potential anticrist or not, and our next president. That just goes to show how demonic this plane has become.
Anyways, we shall see if Kimmel *actually* sues, because I think there is actually potential that he is involved, but potentially not directly. Wasnt his good friend a chef for epstein? IDK makes you think. I think Aaron Rodgers should keep going in to see what Jimmy Kimmel does. Aaron Rodgers is annoying as fuck though so I hate them both.
Anyways, the soup is good. I think its sort of like an olive garden soup, but better and not filled with fucked ingredients. I will get back into the groove of things and post more, like I said I am behind, but I have written my recipes down.
Sin-cerely,
CORN
P.S. next recipe is a She-Crab soup. I am moving onto the next zodiacal sign in our astrotheology series, Cancer.
Me this winter
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