Oi matey, lettus set sail on a version of she crab soup that is probably way less expensive than if you were to make legit she crab soup. IDK if this is actually she crab soup, but this is essentially a seafood smorgasbord soup. What you will need is two zyns of cream of potato soup then some tomato soup or bisque (one or two), then I used a lobster bisque soup. First though if using fresh crab (choose whatever variety), boil it then deshellify and set meat aside. All of the seafoods are optional, just do whatever you want. Then I used just your standard frozen shrimp (cooked or uncooked), you can either add it to the soup until cooked, or fry it, or whatever you want, just cook the fucking shrimp and put it in there. Then add more seafood that you may desire.
Another option is to fry up some shallots, celery, and whatnot and chop it in a mixer and add to soup but that just a normal she crab soup, you can google that.
Essentially youll wanna mix all the canned soup (filled with all the preservatives, shit and all) ((this one is for the poor people) the less abundant), which is what this post is all about. ABUNDANCE. and if you need to scarf down seed oils and shit from chef boyardde to be abundant than so be it.
Mix the soup in a pot and bring to a simmer, but what that soup is getting hot enough I want to talk about CANCER. As the theme has gone, we are moving onto the fourth sign of the zodiac, which is all about abundance and sunlight.
The first thing a bitch thinks about when she hears cancer as her zodiacal sign is, “Why the fuck does July have to do with cancer, it it because the sun gives you cancer?”, the answer is no and yes, the sun only gives you cancer if you put on sunscreen and eat seed oils. First oxybenzone and titanium dioxide found in sunscreens are known cancer causing chemicals, alternative is to put mud on you to block the sun. Second, seed oils proliferate from the skin, which is why people are oily (for certain individuals) and cause the sun to roast you. If you quit these things you wont have cancer.
Besides the point I think the main reason why Cancer is called Cancer is for two reasons and both are quite profound if you think of what time period this was observed. Cancer goes from June 22nd to July 22nd, or essentially the summer solstice to the height of summer. During this time, Sirius, the brightest star in the sky is at its highest point in the sky. Sirius is also known as the dog star, and is a part of the Canis Majoris constellation, or Major Canine. Also known as the dog days of summer. See below for Cerberus, or Sirius, yadadamean?
Cancer rules the breast, which is tight. But also, most common type of cancer is breast cancer. A crab guards its breast, it also rules motherhood, because nothing is more bright in the room than a mother. Jupiter the moon and neptune all exalt in Cancer. Which is the gay shit, but it kind of gives you the vibe. Jupiter is expansive, the moon controls the water and femininity and Neptune is also water but controls inspiration. Also, I think this is where the word CAsino comes from, you have the chance of abundance going there, which by the way, I went to the casino for my 29th Aquarian/Pisces Cusp birthday on Feb 17 and won 100 dollars.
To recap the idea of the zodiac coming from the northern hemisphere, away from the equator, there are periods of warming and cooling that a farmer must attribute to the celestial bodies surrounding them rather than necessarily the climate (we can get into climate talk). It can be warm in February, my 21st birthday in Iowa City was 75 degrees, but that doesnt mean that the farmer went out to plant his seeds. Like I said, Aries and Taurus are planting a plowing, to make the ground fertile, then Gemini is growing, where there is sprouting, or creating two from one, finally cancer is proliferation, and abundance, crops grow full steam.
Did you know that Crabs essentially never die from diseases, and they have the most children per mother, which also goes with motherhood, or fertility, or abundance.
Cancer, since it has moon qualities for water and abundance for jupiter, also rules the Cove, the tides, where all life is fresh and abundant.
Now the next gay shit is that cancers are “Serious” and they are directly opposite of capricorn, who rules comedy, across the opposite. Most of the zodiac has this juxtaposition. Crabs are side steppers, they have one foot in the water and one not so maybe cancers like to retreat back to the home and family, or Canceling plans. I dont believe this but find it interesting when words may or may not be astrotheologically derived. Avoid Confrontation, but they are the best nurturers. Cancer reproduces uncontrollably, like indulging in Candy.
Next I wanna connect the “big picture” of the precession of the equinoxes and the bible, in Genesis 1:28, He says “And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.”
I find it interesting that He says “Re”plenish the earth. As if the Earth used to have proliferation, which does not agree with Adam and Eve story, but rather agrees with my worldview. The Earth was destroyed and just as the cycles brought upon catastrophe and rebirth and fertilization the proliferation, this is essentially what Cancer means and it is shown to us with our 12 month year. Also in Genesis 9:7:
7 As for you, be fruitful and increase in number; multiply on the earth and increase upon it.”
Around here he commands that ye must not eat meat because it contains blood, well that is because there is enough abundance to make due with the growth of the harvest. It makes me want to eat veggies during the summer exclusively. Before in genesis 1:28 was right after the catastrophe, where it was allowed to eat meats, but after there was abundance, he did not prefer it. Makes me think. All I am saying is that if these cycles are correct, we will be flooded again.
Anyways, once the Canned, Cancerous, soup is heated, add the precooked meats, or uncooked, whatever you like, to the soup. Shells and all if you want, and heat to the desired temp. Add some half and half or heavy whipping cream then youre solid.
go Dawgs,
Quorn.
P.S. Next up in the ASStrology series is Leo, but I have a great recipe for Virgo, so gotta think one up in the meantime. Much Qrn, Corn
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