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ALright, Im cooking up somethin good and its “everything in the freezer” beef bone broth. What I tend to do is save all carrot knubs, celery hearts, pepper ends, onion peels, etc in the freezer instead of throwing them out. Also, I tend to save leftover beef bones in the freezer as well, if I cook something like short rib or oxtail. Once you have a phat stash of bones and veggies pull em out of the fridge and make a broth.

To make the broth use everything in the freezer that is leftover from prior recipes. If it is something that will make the broth bitter (ask AI) dont add it. TOnight in particular I am using peppers, onions, oxtail bones, bone marrow, short rib bones, garlic head, ginger knub (barely), pepper , salt (should go without saying),carrots, celery, and whatever else is at the bottom of the freezer bag. You legit cant fuck up broth, but on top of those tings in freezer mahn, I am adding dried ancho chiles, paprika, thyme, jamaican all spice, anise, coriander (minor amount), and whatever else is around.

Feel free to brown the bones in oven at 400 degrees for like 30-45 minutes. Also, feel free to saute or bake veggies for a little bit until browned before adding to stock pot. Also, feel free to kill yourself. Add a bunch of water to stock pot and add all bones and veggies. Its cool to use bones with leftover meat on them, no biggie, everything will come out in the end when straining. Bring to a boil, simmer, and cover for at least 4 hours. Add more water if everythings not covered. Just keep an eye on it here and there and dont be a jag schwag.

Mine has been cooking for about 4 hours at this point (take it off in a few more), and we in Chicago have had 2 tornado warnings during the simmer. Both tornados touched down around Midway and Ohare airports. Kinda sus, especially since recently I found on the NOAA website that they have a portal for private companies to submit their weather modification requests. One modification in particular is using lasers and electromagnetic radiation to influence weather. I asked chat GPT about this and it denied it, then siad it was true when pressed, then when asked about the lasers, it froze. So, Idk how lasers and radiowaves modify weather, but NOAA tells to you submit a form if using them. I can only assume ohare and midway used lasers to create these tornadoes (jkidk).

Oh also skim off gross shit that surfaces in the broth and toss it every so often. Idk what it is but is scumbayja. ONce complete strain out everything and put in freezer or fridge for later use. I think with my broth, I am going to make an asian inspired short rib braise and/or a greek meatball lemon soup with jew dumplings.

Shalom, Eirene, or Namaste,

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